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Michael Che Interrupts ‘SNL’ With A ‘Glorious’ Message About Butt-Cleaning

Michael Che Interrupts ‘SNL’ With A ‘Glorious’ Message About Butt-Cleaning

December 11, 2018
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Michael Che loves their bidet… and wants the planet to know this.

The “Saturday Night Reside: Weekend Update” co-anchor disrupted his own section with an ode to the simplest way to clean your own bottom.

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